The Dunce

There once was a dunce from Peru
Who was really good and true
Till a robber came once
The man bit the dunce
And then he came to kidnap poor you!


The Bear Who Went To The Fair

There once was a bear
Who went to a fair
Oh yes, he did dare
To go to the fair
And he didn't care
To wash his brown hair
When he went to the fair
Along came a hare
And he teased the bear
And was eaten right there
Right at the fair
Please don't despair
For the poor little hare
Who died at the fair
And teased the big bear
Who went to the fair
It isn't fair
For the poor little hare
Eaten up by the bear
Who went to the fair
But the poor big brown bear
Could have eaten a pear
But ate the poor hare
Who teased the big bear
Who went to the fair.

Autumn Leaves

The leaves blow around
Up and down, up and down, whoosh!
Autumn will come soon

WHO AM I?

Knittings are beds on which they lie
I am but one of my family of furballs
They don't often eat pie
The rest of my kin are so cute
Every beady little eye
Now look down the side, at the letters
So, WHO AM I?


Flowers

Flowers are pretty
But not more than a kitty
Their delicacy
Makes them tender, you see?

STOP IT!!!

The more we argue
The more we fight
We do not notice
The potato-blight

The potatoes are rotten
We cannot live here
So our uncle invited us
To move somewhere near

But all the time
We argued and bit
And so our sweet mum yells
"PLEASE STOP IT!!!"